Ode to the Bunny Hood

Okay, so...technically, it's not an ode, it's more like a tribute. A tribute to my favorite mask in the Zelda games; the floppy, yellow-eared Bunny Hood.

The Bunny Hood. It's name alone strikes fear into the hearts of the evilest of men. (I saw you tremble.) Just how many times has the Bunny Hood saved your sorry a- Oh? You're finished counting? And it only took one hand? ...Okay...so the Bunny Hood isn't the most amazing mask bestowed upon Link. But damn is it cute, and actually useful when wanting to cross long distances FASTER THAN THE SPEED OF LIGHT...or at least faster than Young Link's crippled little legs can run.

What would OoT and MM be without the Bunny Hood? Nothing! It would be nothing, I tell you! Definitely not as cute or as yellow! In this day and age, cute and yellow can make or break a game. Good thing OoT had the Bunny Hood in its arsenal!

Not only is the mask wearable, it's sellable too. You can make mad bucks selling it to the Running Man and then giving all the money you made to the Happy Mask Salesman (who is the spawn of satan, btw). This teaches children the value of things such as the stock market and eBay. Add "learning tool" onto the ever-growing list of Bunny Hood capabilities!

The myth, the legend, the hyperactivity - the Bunny Hood.