Keaton

Dog Lady: I hate foxes!
Lady: YEEEAH! What's your problem?!
Dancing Couple: Hey kid! Can't you see we're busy?! Leave us alone!
Man: A mask... When I was a little kid, I also wore masks around... What? You say you can't imagine me doing that?
Blue Brother: What a big head you have!
Red Brother: Sorry, I'm busy right now.
Old Man: What? Have we met before?
Young Lady: Wow...how nostalgic! That reminds me of when I was a little kid.
Old Woman: Awww... That's so cute! Could you tell me where you found it?
Little Girl: Oh wow! It's Keaton! Hi, Keaton!
Soldier: Oh, that's the mask everyone is talking about! Looks kind of strange...
Trading Man: Sorry, I'm busy right now.
Back Alley Man: Hey, kid, don't grow up to be like me...
Zelda: What a cute little mouse! What? Oh, it's not a mouse?

Malon: Oh, I know that character! It's Keaton! He's very hot in Hyrule Castle Town right now!
Ingo: Humph! It's fine to play like that when you're a kid, but just wait until you grow up! Work, work, work!
Talon: Wait...wait... I know who ya are... Yer... Kin-ton! Ain't that right?!

Kokiri Boy: What?! You came back! I can tell who you are, even with that mask on!
Kokiri Girl: Tee hee! Where did you get that? Outside the forest? No way! I don't believe it!
Saria: That makes me feel...happy...

Carpenter's Son: I really am a good man. Don't you believe me?
Cooking Woman: I don't care about any foxes!
Master Carpenter: What? If you want something, just make it clear!
Carpenters: EEEEEEAAAAH! Whoops, I shouldn't scream like that or the boss will yell at me!
Skulltula Man: Please quit playing around and dispel our curse!
Cucco Lady: Oh wow! Cute! But Cuccos are much cuter!
Man: You idiot! When you tak to someone, you should take off your mask!
Windmill Guy: Where did you get that? What? It's a mask?
Graveyard Kid: Hey! It's a Keaton Mask!! I asked my daddy to get me one, too!
Soldier:

Gorons: Hrrrrrm... I don't know what to say.
Darunia: Are you trying to make me laugh? Well, that's not that funny...

Gerudo Woman: Wah hah hah! Do you think you're in disguise? How funny!

Lakeside Scientist: Very unusual construction... I don't think it's water soluble, so it wouldn't make a good ingredient for my medicines...