The following are all conversations from OoT and MM, along with extremely dumb and pointless comments by me. Enjoy to the fullest.
Talon: Hey, you! You've got the talent to be one of the world's best cowboys! How'd you like to marry Malon? Huh? Haw, haw! I was just kidding! Just kidding! I think you're a little young for that, aren't you? Haw haw haw!
Emi: If I'm old enough to enter the bowels of a giant fish, I think I'm damn-near old enough to marry someone!...and have the right to vote!
Talon: Hey pardner, you have an honest face! When you grow up, why don't you come to work here, on this ranch? That's a standing offer! I'll be waiting for you.
Emi: I'll be here... Why...? I'll be 'waiting'...here... I'll be waiting for you, so... If you come here, you'll find me.
Narrator: You found the Silver Gauntlets! If you wore them, you would feel power in your arms, the power to lift big things with A!
Emi: I love lifting big things with A!
Nabooru: If you can successfully get the Silver Gauntlets... I'll do something great for you!
Nabooru: Instead of keeping the promise I made back then, I give you this Medallion! Take it! If only I knew you would become such a handsome man... I should have kept the promise I made back then...
Emi: Do I even have to say anything?
Jiro: You're a cute kid! Thank you for coming to save me!
Emi: Yes, yes, I'm adorable. Now let me go wash the bloodstains out of my tunic.
Poe Collector: Oh...you are quite an energetic young man. You're brave and handsome, too. Heh heh heh...your name is Link, isn't it. Heh heh he...don't be surprised. I can read people's minds. If I looked as good as you, I could run a different kind of business...heh he heh...
Emi: Okay... Maybe I just have a dirty mind, but what did he mean by THAT? A different kind of business? Er.... o_O
King Zora: Ohhh, I'm revived... Was it you who saved me? Don't be so nervous! I will give you a Zora Tunic as a token of my thanks. If you have this, you can... What?! You already have one? You're ready for anything, aren't you! With my heartfelt thanks...how about a KISS?! What? You don't want it?! Oh well...
Emi: Don't feel bad, he turned down the Poe Collector, too.
Narrator: Princess Ruto got the Spiritual Stone! But why Princess Ruto?
Emi: Yeah! Ruto, Ruto, Ruto!
Malon: Oh, it's the fairy boy again! I heard that you found my dad! How did you like the castle? Did you see the Princess? Hee hee! Dad came home in a hurry after you found him. Hee hee!
Emi: Hee hee!!!!!!!!!!!
Lady: YEEEAH! What's your problem?!
Emi: But I have so many...
Happy Mask Guy: Hiyeee! Welcome to the Happy Mask Shop! We deal in masks that bring happiness to everyone!
Emi: Do you have a misery exchange policy?
Malon: It seems Epona is afraid of you, fairy boy...
Emi: Yes...fear me! FEAR ME!!! Hahaha! I shall control all of the world's horses by...fear! Then, with this army of thoroughbreds, I shall march forth unto the village square and demand everyone pay homage to me by sacrificing pudding! ...Then I think I'll go watch the football game.
Soldier: Man, I am SO bored... Things would sure be more interesting if there were more...troubles in the world... Hey, that's just between you and me, OK?
Emi: Wow, mister, I don't think I want you protecting my city.