Anger Management

Emi: Before we go off talking about something completely unrelated to this movie, I would like to say that I laughed like an idiot throughout the entire freaking thing.

Zell: You always laugh like an idiot.

Emi: ...I was expecting that.

Zell: You deserved it, too.

Emi: And you're going to make fun of me again, because I knew that was coming and did not prepare a counter-ridicule.

Zell: Hahahaha...idiot.

Emi: .....

Zell: Alright, well that was fun. Let's go on.

Emi: Anger Management is a great movie to see with friends-

Zell: Who else are you going to see a movie with?

Emi: Um...?

Zell: Uh-huh.

Emi: Okay, so maybe that was an unnecessary comment. Sorry. Like we have anything better to write about. ...Like we're taking up someone's time or something-

Zell: While Emi continues to talk to herself, I'll tell a bit about my reaction to this movie which plays in movie theaters on a big screen because it is a movie.

Emi: You weren't redundant, repetitious, or reiterating.

Zell: Shuddup now, I'm talking.

Emi: :#

Zell: I thought this was a great summer movie.

Emi: Yeah, it would be if it were released in summer.

Zell: No one ever says "It was a great Spring movie," now do they.

Emi: Not a question?

Zell: Moving on. Although Anger Management had some great parts, it also had some slow parts and some half-laughs, but y'know. What the hell do you want?

Emi: They probably want to see a funny movie.

Zell: Then they can see Anger Management.

Emi: I thought we established this already.

Zell: The only gripe I have about it is the semi-ending. Y'know, the ending before the finale-ish ending.

Emi: Haha XD

Zell: ...What?

Emi: Sorry, it just struck me funny. A comedy having this big "finale." Like it was Cats or something.

Zell: You know what I mean.

Emi: Of course I do.

Emi: But no really, I agree. I would have preferred that all was not revealed.

Zell: And I'm sure the audience would too, so we're not gonna talk about it.

Emi: Curses. I don't like spoiling things, but I do like complaining.

Zell: I was surprised Anger Management got a lot of negative and mixed reviews.

Emi: Maybe our taste in movies just sucks.

Zell: Nah, that can't be it.

Emi: I thought Sandler and Nicholson worked well together, personally. I wouldn't have thought to put those two together. Y'know...in a movie.

Zell: I don't wanna know.

Emi: I had to clarify.

Zell: ...So yeah, I liked-

Emi: Some people just have dirty minds.

Zell: Okay, I don't care.

Emi: I just wanted to clarify for you.

Zell: Good...I don't care.

Emi: -_-

Zell: Seriously, I don't.

Emi: Alright! Geez.

Zell: To sum it up, while you're burning a hole in your pocket this summer seeing X-Men 2 and Matrix Reloaded-

Emi: Spring.

Zell: -you may as well spend the cash to see Anger Management. And after our amazing review if you're still not sure, you can always save $2 and go to the matinee.

Emi: That'll buy a whole two long-distance phone calls.

[ G'night. ]