The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring

Zell: So, unless you've been living under a rock, you've heard all the hype about the book-turned-movie, Lord of the Rings.

Emi: *nods head and smiles cheesily*

Zell: ....Wasn't there some show called Lord of the Dance?

Emi: Yeah.

Zell: Oh. Okay.

*Long pause........*

Emi: So...Lord of the Rings! ^^;

Zell: Yeah, Lord of the Rings. The movie was extremely hyped-

Emi: You said that already.

Zell: .......

Zell: ...The movie was extremely hyped, and there was good reason for that.

Emi: *nods* Yup, good reason for that.

Zell: The effects were cool, the plot was cool, the little dwarf people with the big axes were cool. The whole thing was cool. ....Except for the mountain that they're suppose'ta throw the ring in. That place was hot.

Emi: *blink*

Zell: So, like, I've never read the books, but they look long. Dude, the movie was long, too! My rear kept falling asleep!

Emi: Um...okay then.

Zell: But it was worth it.

Emi: *nods* Yup, it was worth it.

Zell: Yo! Stop repeating what I say!

Emi: Then change the subject so I can think of something to comment on!

Zell: Sheesh. Fine, so....uh....the characters.

Emi: Legolas is hott.

*Five million fangirls squeal at the top of their lungs*

Emi: ...But I guess you already knew that. o.O;

Zell: *rolls eyes* I didn't understand why he wore all earth tones when his hair was white. He stuck out like a sore thumb, there's no way that could be camouflage!

Emi: Maybe it wasn't camouflage, maybe he just likes earth tones.

*Pause.....*

Zell: Let's talk about Frodo.

Emi: Oh, let's!

Zell: That Wood kid did a good job as the main character.

Emi: "Wood kid"?

Zell: Whatever the hell his name is. I don't keep up with this stuff!

Emi: Me neither.

Zell: Y'know, the one thing that bothered me in that movie was the fact that no one blinked.

Emi: I know!

Zell: You know?

Emi: I know!

Emi: That was so freaking annoying! They just...STARED. It was like...blink, damn you! Blink!

Zell: o_O;

Emi: *coughs* Ahem. ^_^

Zell: I liked the Orcs.

Emi: I was afraid they would eat my soul. *shivers*

Zell: Huh now.

Emi: Well, if they were real.

Zell: Of course.

Emi: Well, if they WERE real, they WOULD be sca-!

Zell: *throws hands in the air* Okay, alright, whatever!

Emi: ...You're turning into Squall.

Zell: For the love of everything good and holy, never say that again.

Emi: Sorry.

Zell: S'okay.

Zell: ........

Zell: What were we talkin' about?

Emi: Uh... Lord...of the Dance?

Zell: Oh yeah! So, Michael Flatley stars in.... No, wait.

Emi: Oh, Lord of the Rings!

Zell: Yeah, Lord of the Rings!

Emi: The movie was nominated for a ton of Oscars so it must be good, right?

Zell: Not necessarily....

Emi: Shut up! We're trying to make people go see this movie!

Zell: I think a third of the world has already.

Emi: Really?

Zell: Most likely.

Emi: Oh. Then I guess we're done.

Zell: Yeah.....Guess so.

Emi: *waves* Goodnight everyone! Remember to see LotR if you haven't seen it at least twelve times already, because Frodo really does live! ^^;

[ G'night. ]