Signs

Emi: Signs. That was a g-

Zell: Don't even say it!

Emi: ...Great movie.

Zell: *blink* You liked it more than Road to Perdition?

Emi: Hm? Oh, I liked them about the same, actually. I just didn't want to say "good" for fear you'd hit me.

Zell: Smart decision.

Emi: Thank you. ...We're off subject again.

Zell: Why do we even bother trying to review movies? All we ever do is say the movie is good, then talk about random crap the rest of the page. Maybe we should just dedicate this section to random crap.

Emi: But then I'd have to change the title of the section.

Zell: Oh, I forgot. You're too lazy to do that.

Emi: You know it.

Zell: *sigh*

Emi: I liked the part where Mel Gibson ran around the house yelling "I am insane with anger!" That was pretty funny. I laughed.

Zell: This movie wasn't suppose'ta be a comedy.

Emi: Well...no. But it did have some funny parts in it.

Zell: Signs was spooky.

Emi: It was more suspenseful than scary. ...No matter what people tell you.

Zell: Don't take movie advice from strangers, kiddies.

Emi: Erm...

Zell: What?

Emi: Aren't we kinda...strangers? o_O

Zell: No. I may be "strange", but you're definitely strang-er. So technically, they shouldn't be listening to you.

Emi: Does anyone ever listen to me?

Zell: ......

Zell: Oh, I'm sorry. What were you saying?

Emi: ...Chi-

Seifer: Chickenwuss!

Zell: *jumps out of chair* Who said that?!

Emi: I was gonna say that, dammit!

(Seifer makes his way over to the lawnchairs)

Seifer: *stares blankly at Emi* ...Who the hell are you?

Zell: See, you are a stranger.

Emi: *frustrated* But I already told you that!

(Seifer pulls the chair away from Zell and sits himself down)

Emi: *annoyed sigh*

Emi: Hey, I'm Emi, and I'm a freelance movie reviewer.

Seifer: ...Really. And might you have a hall pass?

Emi: Oh, I don't go to Garden, I just...er...rent out the training center. ^^;

Seifer: So you have a contract.

Emi: Well...

Seifer: Or proof that you're allowed to be here?

Emi: Er...

Seifer: DO YOU OR DON'T YOU?!

Emi: Eep!

(Emi attempts to hide under her lawn chair, but it ends up falling over)

Emi: Leave me alone! I'll hit you with WILSON!!!!!

Zell: Not with the damn ball again. -_-*

Zell: Look, SEIFER, we're trying to review movies here, okay?!

Seifer: *wrinkles brow* Which movie?

Zell: Signs.

Seifer: What about it?

Zell: *clenches fist* We're reviewing it.

Seifer: And how does this concern me?

Zell: It DOESN'T concern you! So get out!

Seifer: I don't have time to argue with you, Chickenwuss. I have detentions to give out. One of which now belongs to YOU.

(Hands Emi a pink slip)

Emi: But...

(Seifer stands and gives a sharp kick to Zell's chair)

Seifer: *rubs hands together* My work here is done.

(Seifer walks away confidently)

Emi: But...

Zell: My chair's broken.

Emi: But...

Zell: Damn him! He broke my chair! I'm not sittin' on the dirt and getting my new jeans muddy!

Emi: *still holding detention in her hand* I... I think I would like to end now. *lip quivers*

Zell: *rolls eyes* You don't even go here, you don't have to serve that.

Emi: But...

Zell: *throws hands in the air* Okay! We're ending now!

(Zell picks up the broken chair and trudges out of the training center)

Emi: But...!

[ G'night. ]