The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers

Emi: Y'know, I've decided that it's really pointless for us to try and review the last two LotR movies. No matter what we say, people that hated the first aren't going to see the second, and those that loved the first, will surely see the rest.

Zell: What's your point?

Emi: No matter what we say, people have already made up their minds.

Zell: Damn free will!

Emi: But considering reviews are nothing but opinions disguised as truth-

Zell: Whoa there, you're starting to lose me.

Emi: ...I shall give you my opinion.

(Zell sits silently, waiting.)

Emi: Wee.

(Zell continues to wait.)

Emi: Oh, that was it.

Zell: Eh?

Emi: Yeah, it was fun. I started to zone out toward the end, but I don't think I missed anything important. o_O

Zell: How good can it be if you zoned out?

Emi: It was good, just...long. Going to see that movie was my entire day.

Zell: Wow. That's kinda sad.

Emi: ......

Zell: So we're really not going to review this movie?

Emi: Don't worry, I have thought of something amazing in the review's place!

Zell: Do I want to know?

Emi: We're going to play Lord of the Rings word scramble! Whoo-hoo! Yeah! *does a little dance*

Zell: You're kidding.

Emi: Nope! Here, try this one! "rdoof"

Zell: Frodo.

Zell: ...This is stupid.

Emi: It's not stupid! I just...have to find a longer word.

Emi: Here - "hlroetdoefhtnsgirybtrlrjeniok"

Zell: The Lord of the Rings by J.R.R. Tolkien.

Emi: ......

Zell: Got any other games?

Emi: You could have pretended not to know the answer.

Zell: Yeah, I could've.

Emi: Alright, then let's play...How Many Frames into the Movie Does THIS Scene Happen!

Zell: That sounds kinda har-

Emi: Okay! Now! How many frames have passed by the time Merry and Pippin escape into the woods?

Zell: What the??

Emi: I need a number, Zell, c'mon!

Zell: This is impossible!

Emi: It's not impossible, just insanely hard.

Zell: Let's try another game.

Emi: No! Now, c'mon, give me a number!

Zell: But there's no way I can-

Emi: Dammit, Zell - give me a NUMBER!!!

Zell: *grumbling* ...15,024.

Emi: Nope! Yay, I win!

Zell: Wait a minute! How did you win? That was only one round!

Emi: Well you lost, therefore I must have won.

Zell: So what was the answer?

Emi: It doesn't matter, because you lost, making me the only non-loser, i.e. winner!

Zell: I think you're cheating.

Emi: You're just a sore loser.

Emi: ...Loser.

Zell: *clenches fist*

Emi: ^_^;

Zell: Better watch yourself.

Emi: Oh, wait! You owe me $10!

Zell: Excuse me??

Emi: Yeah, we had a bet, remember? Since you lost, you owe me $10!

Zell: First of all, we never had no freakin' bet!!! ...And secondly, we use gil here.

Emi: >.o

Emi: I forgot about the gil thing. What's the exchange rate?

Zell: I really... *shakes head* I don't know.

Emi: Well then how much gil will you know to give me?

Zell: LOOK. We didn't have a BET.

Emi: Geez, you are a sore loser!

Zell: ...You've used more bold print in this "review" than in all the rest put together.

Emi: I know. I've got mad skillz.

Zell: How come you spelled "skills" wrong?

Emi: Because I don't just have "skills," they are mad. Mad skillz.

Zell: Great Hyne, you're weird.

[ G'night. ]

Zell: Hey, waitaminute!

Emi: What??

Zell: So we're done?

Emi: Do you not see the classic "G'night"?

Zell: Yeah. I see that.

Emi: So then we're done.

Zell: I can't help but think these things should be longer.