Shiria was kind enough to send me the script she found of Zell's sacred room scene. Thanks to her, because I would have been too lazy to write it up. ^_^;

 

Squall, Zell, Selphie

Squall
"So this is Zell's room?"
Zell
"Don't go touchin' everything, OK!? I like to keep things clean..."
Selphie
"Whoo-hoo."

*She jumps onto Zell's bed.*

Zell
"Yo! I just finished sayin' not to touch anything! And now you're on my bed!"
Selphie
"Well, fine then! I didn't think you were so...anal. You should feel honored that a very, very cute girl sat on your bed, you know! He should thank ME! Right, Squall?"
(1st option)
Squall
Maybe you're right.
Zell
"You're siding with her, Squall...?"
Selphie
"Wow! Now you're gettin' it, Squall!"

*She sits down again.*

Selphie
"And Zell just doesn't get anything..."
Zell
"Y-Yo!"

(2nd option)
Squall:
"No, you're annoying him."
Zell
"Yeah, stop annoying me."
Selphie
"So are you saying I'm annoying!? That's it. Squall and Zell, you're both going down a rank."
Zell
"WHAT!? You...You're kidding, RIGHT!?"

 

Squall, Zell, Irvine

Irvine
"Well, it's not very interesting hangin' out in a guy's room anyway... Whoa! What is that!? These are some o'them old-school rifles!"
Zell
"Those are my grandpa's! Don't even think about it."
Irvine
"Oh man, oh man! These are so COOL!"
Zell
"...Heh-heh...Well...Alright...Go ahead, check 'em out."

*Gunfire is heard.*

Zell
"YOOOO!!! The HELL you doin'!!!?"
Squall
(......I knew he would...)

 

Squall, Zell, Quistis

Quistis
"It's so clean for a guy's room. Hey? Zell, I thought you had your T-Board confiscated?"
Zell
"Heh-heh. Once you reach my caliber, you've gotta have more than one."

*Quistis begins laughing.*

Zell
"What? What's so funny?"
Quistis
"Hahaha...I just remembered something. Do you know about Zell's famous 'incident'?"
Squall
"? What incident?"
Quistis
"Well, Zell was riding his T-Board in the hallways of Garden. He made a sharp turn and went straight into the woman's res..."
Zell
"Arrrrr! Enough of that story!"

 

Squall, Zell, Rinoa

Rinoa
"Is that your grandfather, Zell?"
Zell
"Yep! He's the person I look up to the most! He played a big role in the last war! He wasn't just strong. He knew when to attack, when to retreat...Any kind of situation, he maintained his composure and stayed cool..."
Squall
"...So basically, the opposite of you."
Zell
"Yo, Squall!!! Why you dissin' me!?"
Rinoa
"It's probably none of my business, but... Maybe you're being a little too 'cool', Squall...?"
Squall
"......"
Zell
"Heh, heh, heh...She got you there, Squall. Why don't you try to show a little more passion...? You know, like me!"