I've noticed that a lot of characters look like me and have my same characteristics. Then I got freaked out. Could I be... A CLONE??? Tifa from FFVII has my ultimate limit break and some of my weapons! Wakka from FFX has my hair! That hair is mine, I tell ya! You don't know how many hours it takes me to get it that perfect. I don't do that every day just so you can steal my style! ...And speaking of style, what is up with Sion from The Bouncer's clothes? Can you say ZELL? I was wearing jeans and a red jacket before you were born!

Hrm. So maybe I'm a clone of Tifa, and Sion and Wakka are clones of me. I've never had my own clone before... What do you do with a clone? This is too much responsibility!