One of the greatest inventions ever is the Post-it. Those things are so cool! They stick to almost anything, so you can put notes wherever the hell you want! I bet the person who invented them is rich...rich, rich, rich. I should have invented Post-its.

And now they come in all different colors and sizes! How great is that? I could camouflage myself using Post-its. Hey...I wonder if that would really work. All I'd need is some gray ones and I could go anywhere in Garden! Sweet! ...Aw, but I'd have to put 'em in my hair. They might fuse to the gel and never come off! That wouldn't be good.