I want that game. Anybody wanna buy it for me? I mean, it looks so cool! Virtual T-boarding, that's as good as it gets! And those stupid Garden guard-people with the cymbol-hats can't take it away from me. Can't hurt anyone playing a video game! ...Unless it's true what they say, about how it promotes violence or whatever to kids. But look at me! I'm not violent!

...Dammit, I told you I wasn't violent! Look at me that way again and I'll pound your ass!